Me: Did he eat any grapes?
Me: Was it real watery?
Kevin: No, it wasn’t that bad. I saved it for you. It’s on your bed if you want to look at it.
Me: You know, I think he can start eating Yo, Toddler yogurt instead of this Yo, Baby yogurt.
Kevin: What’s the difference?
Me: I think there’s, like, more DHA in Yo, Toddler.
Kevin: What’s DHA?
Me: Some crap they put in kids’ food these days to make them smarter. It’s the reason kids take Algebra I in 8th grade now instead of freshman year like we had to do. We were so deprived.
Kevin: Dang. We gotta get us some of that DHA.
Kevin: I noticed something really weird about that Baby Beluga book today.
Kevin: Look at this page. It says, `Is your mama home, with you so happy?’ That makes no sense. With you so happy?
Me: Oh, I know, I noticed that, too. Whenever I read that page, I just change it to, Is your mama home, are you so happy?
Kevin: Yeah, that sounds better.
Me: Remember when we used to argue about James Joyce?
Kevin: Guess who does the narration for the Curious George episodes?
Me: I don’t know, who?
Kevin: William H. Macy.
Me: Oh, that is so cool!
Me: Do you think this new haircut is, like, too mom-bob?
Kevin: I thought that was the look you were going for.
Me: A mom-bob?!?!
Me: Well, I guess it was.
Kevin: I found those spinach nuggets you were talking about.
Me: Aren’t they crazy? Like chicken nuggets but with spinach. He doesn’t even know he’s eating vegetables.
Kevin: We’re living in amazing times, babe.
Kevin: Well, he’s finally asleep.
Me: You wanna…you know…get bizz-ay?
Kevin: I don’t know. I’m so exhausted.
Me: Yeah, me, too.
Kevin: I have something even better. I DVRd a new episode of Full Throttle Saloon.
Me: Is there any bourbon?
Me: You’re right. That is better.